“Um, excuse me, sorry to bother you but I was just wondering if you would like to have sex with me sometime.” - Alex’s favourite pickup line when he was younger

- Alex on which Aussie show should be rebooted.

TEARS OF LULZ. He says it with such a serious face too. Alex shouting “ya flamin’ galah!” is something I didn’t know I wanted until this moment. (OMG, CAN SCOTT BE IRENE?)

Please play Jared Padalecki in a biographical film.

“Apparently, according to the rest of the world and several big newspapers back where I’m from, I’m the son of the late Bon Scott, the late singer of AC/DC.  I was shocked. And then I was thrilled. I rock. But then my mum called me and she was very upset. Publicly, you know, labeled a groupie and therefore a hussy and a harlot, which isn’t true at all. My mum is a very wonderful woman and very respectable. And so I suppose it’s probably a good time to say since he’s passed on and he can’t speak the truth, I should speak for Bon and say that I’m pretty sure he’s not my dad.”