“There’s always a bigger fish.”

devildoll:

I HAD THAT SAME THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THE TOP GIF AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

PERFECT

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300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)

154. Jurassic Park (1993)

Hammond: When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

oldredscarf:

*Hello, ladies, look at your scientists, now back to me, now back at your scientists, now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they studied chaos theory, they, uh, probably could talk like me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a car with a man your man could talk like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a glass of water which will help me explain chaos theory to you. Look again, the theory is now the best joke in the movie.
Anything is possible when your man is a chaotician.
I’m on a table.

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