1x13 - Beef Consommé
Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed but free to explore extramarital encounters.
Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people?
Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but…but it might work for us.
Arrested Development 2x01 - “The One Where Michael Leaves”
Arrested Development, 3x03 Forget Me Now
OH BLUTHS. NEVER EVER CHANGE.
George Michael: No, I’m not afraid of sex…
Tobias: Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now. I didn’t think so. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I’d answer.
Arrested Development 3x04 - “Notapusy”