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yumichanlikeschainsaws:

rockonscubatron:

okay so like being raised catholic i always watch star wars and whenever someone says

“may the force be with you”

i respond

“and also with you”

A reading from the holy gospel according to Luke

(via raphmike)

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(Source: werewolfromance)

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2x10 - Ready, Aim, Marry Me

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(Source: prinzack)

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‘Listen to me. If anything happens to that plane, I promise you, I’m gonna find you, and I’m gonna kill you.’

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3x01 - Spock’s Brain

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Hawaii Five-0; 2x01 - “Haʻiʻole”

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da-ange:

jessicabaaby:

jorlandisc00l:

marrymeinparis:













HETEROSEXUALS ARE STRAIGHT

DOGS ARE ANIMALS

BOOKS ARE READING MATERIALS

VIOLETS ARE FLOWERS

COMPUTERS ARE ELECTRONIC

WATCHES TELL TIME

WATER IS A DRINK

WOMEN ARE FEMALE

MEN ARE MALE

CHILDREN ARE YOUNG



OXYGEN IS H2O

^ H20 IS WATER DUMBASS


omfg^^^^

derrrr…

da-ange:

jessicabaaby:

jorlandisc00l:

marrymeinparis:

HETEROSEXUALS ARE STRAIGHT

DOGS ARE ANIMALS

BOOKS ARE READING MATERIALS

VIOLETS ARE FLOWERS

COMPUTERS ARE ELECTRONIC

WATCHES TELL TIME

WATER IS A DRINK

WOMEN ARE FEMALE

MEN ARE MALE

CHILDREN ARE YOUNG

OXYGEN IS H2O

^ H20 IS WATER DUMBASS


omfg^^^^

derrrr…

(Source: incestuouslesbianponies, via heartbeats-under-neon)


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"I worked with Whatsit Football Man’s nurse last night. His bro hung around with him for hours & helped him have a birdbath, which he was quite anxious to have because ‘it’s disrespectful to you lovely nurses to have to put up with me after I’ve just come off the field.’ The nurse said they were the nicest, sweetest, most polite and lovely people she’s ever met."

My friend is a nurse at Townsville Hospital, and because she is thoughtful, and knows I love footy, kindly filled me in on Tariq (WHATSIT FOOTBALL MAN =P) and Ashton Sims being sweethearts.



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